How To Archer Giveaway!
There are now 501 of you! It’s all very exciting…and so, we celebrate with a giveaway. I’ve never done one of these before, so bear with me.
The prize is this book How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written
Here is how it is going to work: You will reblog this post. That’s really it. Reblog this post, as many times as you’d like and I will pick a winner using a random number generator (random.org) to find the winner.
General rules:
1. You must be following this blog.
2. As far as I can tell, shipping internationally won’t be a problem. If it turns out that it is an issue, and the winner is not from the United States, I will figure something else out.
3. You have between now (about 9:42 am central standard time) and Monday February 20th, 2012 at 10 am central standard time to reblog this entry. After 10 am on 2/20/12 I will put the number of reblogs (NOT LIKES, REBLOGS ONLY) into random.org and then I will go through and see which reblog matches that number.
4. You should probably be 18+ years old. I can’t really confirm this…but I don’t want to be the jackass who sends an inappropriate book to some 12 year old. I don’t think I’d fare well in prison.
I think that’s it. Once the winner is picked, I will announce them here and send them a message. If they do not respond with their address within 24 hours, I will choose someone else.
If it looks like I fucked something up monumentally, please let me know in a message. Good luck!
(Note: I will reblog this throughout the week…obviously I will not be allowed to win, neither from my personal blog nor this blog. I know that should go without saying, but things rarely do…and I didn’t want to get yelled at by angry internet people)
Archer just pulled a Bookends on America.
I was laughing SO HARD at this ending…
And then I searched the Archer tag and it took me FOREVER to find other people who actually got it.
(via fuckyeaharchergifs)
- Lana: Well, go ahead and say it.
- Archer: Say what?
- Lana: How since we're gonna die in the morning, we should have sex now.
- Archer: After seeing a tiger get murdered, Lana? No offense, but I'm not really in the mood.
- *silence*
- Archer: I mean, if you want, I can watch while you masturbate. But I can tell you right now, my heart's not gonna be in it; it'll be with that tiger's family. But, go ahead. I mean, start.