effyeaharcher:

How To Archer Giveaway!
There are now 501 of you!  It’s all very exciting…and so, we celebrate with a giveaway.  I’ve never done one of these before, so bear with me.
The prize is this book How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written
Here is how it is going to work:  You will reblog this post.  That’s really it.  Reblog this post, as many times as you’d like and I will pick a winner using a random number generator (random.org) to find the winner.
General rules:
1.  You must be following this blog.
2.  As far as I can tell, shipping internationally won’t be a problem.  If it turns out that it is an issue, and the winner is not from the United States, I will figure something else out.
3.  You have between now (about 9:42 am central standard time) and Monday February 20th, 2012 at 10 am central standard time to reblog this entry.  After 10 am on 2/20/12 I will put the number of reblogs (NOT LIKES, REBLOGS ONLY) into random.org and then I will go through and see which reblog matches that number.
4.  You should probably be 18+ years old.  I can’t really confirm this…but I don’t want to be the jackass who sends an inappropriate book to some 12 year old.  I don’t think I’d fare well in prison.
I think that’s it.  Once the winner is picked, I will announce them here and send them a message.  If they do not respond with their address within 24 hours, I will choose someone else.
If it looks like I fucked something up monumentally, please let me know in a message.  Good luck!
(Note:  I will reblog this throughout the week…obviously I will not be allowed to win, neither from my personal blog nor this blog.  I know that should go without saying, but things rarely do…and I didn’t want to get yelled at by angry internet people)

effyeaharcher:

How To Archer Giveaway!

There are now 501 of you!  It’s all very exciting…and so, we celebrate with a giveaway.  I’ve never done one of these before, so bear with me.

The prize is this book How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

Here is how it is going to work:  You will reblog this post.  That’s really it.  Reblog this post, as many times as you’d like and I will pick a winner using a random number generator (random.org) to find the winner.

General rules:

1.  You must be following this blog.

2.  As far as I can tell, shipping internationally won’t be a problem.  If it turns out that it is an issue, and the winner is not from the United States, I will figure something else out.

3.  You have between now (about 9:42 am central standard time) and Monday February 20th, 2012 at 10 am central standard time to reblog this entry.  After 10 am on 2/20/12 I will put the number of reblogs (NOT LIKES, REBLOGS ONLY) into random.org and then I will go through and see which reblog matches that number.

4.  You should probably be 18+ years old.  I can’t really confirm this…but I don’t want to be the jackass who sends an inappropriate book to some 12 year old.  I don’t think I’d fare well in prison.

I think that’s it.  Once the winner is picked, I will announce them here and send them a message.  If they do not respond with their address within 24 hours, I will choose someone else.

If it looks like I fucked something up monumentally, please let me know in a message.  Good luck!

(Note:  I will reblog this throughout the week…obviously I will not be allowed to win, neither from my personal blog nor this blog.  I know that should go without saying, but things rarely do…and I didn’t want to get yelled at by angry internet people)

gokngo:

Archer just pulled a Bookends on America. 

I was laughing SO HARD at this ending…

And then I searched the Archer tag and it took me FOREVER to find other people who actually got it. 

(Source: kennethsmunoz)

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TAGS . Archer . Double Trouble . lol .
  • Lana: Well, go ahead and say it.
  • Archer: Say what?
  • Lana: How since we're gonna die in the morning, we should have sex now.
  • Archer: After seeing a tiger get murdered, Lana? No offense, but I'm not really in the mood.
  • *silence*
  • Archer: I mean, if you want, I can watch while you masturbate. But I can tell you right now, my heart's not gonna be in it; it'll be with that tiger's family. But, go ahead. I mean, start.
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