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There are no shortcuts, no do-overs. What happened, happened....

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:00:26 -0400

There are no shortcuts, no do-overs. What happened, happened. Trust me, I know. All of this matters. You can let it go.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:25 -0400

The Losers: A Nerdy Summary

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:31 -0400

flikky:

John Winchester leads a team made up of a zombie victim, a pirate of the Caribbean, Heimdall, and the Human Torch against Corey Haim’s half-vampire older brother, with a lot of help and ass kicking from Uhura.

Don’t stop believin’!

I think you mean a Human Torch/Captain America hybrid.

But otherwise accurate.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:00:23 -0400

I heard the universe as an oratorio sung by a master choir of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:29:25 -0400

I heard the universe as an oratorio sung by a master choir of stars…the aria they performed was a song to break the heart…yet somewhere beneath it all was a piercing refrain of glory, glory, glory. — R.J. Anderson

kgstuff: Uh no this is wrong. Just saying. Agnosticism is the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:51 -0400

kgstuff:

Uh no this is wrong. Just saying. Agnosticism is the view that the existence or non-existence of any deity is unknown and possibly unknowable. I’d say that’s a pretty accurate definition for the belief system Agnosticism (and if you believed in this you would be called an Agnostic). I think it’s kind of the point that you would not have a religion if you identify as Agnostic. You can identify as an agnostic Atheist or an agnostic Theist, but this doesn’t mean just being Agnostic isn’t a thing.

In reality being an agnostic theist or agnostic atheist is a complete oxymoron because the entire point of religion (which atheism also is) is faith, and going by the given definitions in the chart, agnostic theism or atheism is the doubting of faith, which, being the fundamental basis for a religion, leaves you with no religion whatsoever, bringing us right on back to:

TL;DR agnosticism is a thing, bitches.

It’s like giving a handgun to a six-year-old, you don’t know...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:20 -0400

It’s like giving a handgun to a six-year-old, you don’t know how it’s gonna end, but you’re pretty sure it’s gonna make the papers.

"I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:00:23 -0400

““I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things, its just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It’d be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes - not that I’m a tragic person, I’m really happy now, but it would just….just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself - be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears, just go after what you want - and act fast because life just isn’t that long.””

- Pam Halpert (via micdel)

Closing quotes from The Office's series finale:

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:00:20 -0400

iwantyoualive:

Jim Halpert: ”I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn’t love every minute of it, everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.”

Pam Halpert: “I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But, all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kinda the point?”

Michael Scott:“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”

Dwight Schrute: “Have I gotten along with my suboordinates? Let’s see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly headbang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant, is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert, was best man at my wedding, and office administrator, Pamela Beesly-Halpert, is my best friend. So, yes, I’d say I have gotten along with my suboordinates.”

Andy Bernard: “I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I’m exactly where I wanna be - I got my dream job at Cornell - and I’m still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they’re the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. Someone should write a song about that.”

Oscar Martinez: “You take something ordinary… a piece of paper. It’s not much, but, if you see it in the right way… *holds up an origami swan he just folded* and that’s what you did with this documentary. But, seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn’t once show me doing my origami.”

Erin Hannon: “How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt, and how we made each other laugh, and how we got through the day… how did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?”

Darryl Philbin: “Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?”

Kevin Malone: ”If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it’s that if you film anybody long enough, they’re going to do something stupid. It’s only human natural.”

Phyllis Vance: “I’m happy that this was all filmed, so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and never wrote anything down.”

Meredith Palmer: “I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they’re the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You’re not alone, sister. Let’s get a beer sometime.”

Creed Bratton: ”It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But, no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. Let’s do this.”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:29 -0400

Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:00:21 -0400

Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not

its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:30 -0400

its-kili:

penandpage:

sherlockthewizardingavenger:

burnupasun:

i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together

And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out

And a romantic comedy about what happened in Budapest.

only if the romcom ends with phil saving the day and getting the guy

I’m in the middle of an interrogation.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:27 -0400

I’m in the middle of an interrogation.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:23 -0400

He’s not going to survive out there

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:17 -0400

He’s not going to survive out there

jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:22 -0400

jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:00:08 -0400

demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:46:48 -0400

demmonz:

Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character

I wanna see if I’m alone here

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:20 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

“Yellow haired female, likes waffles and news.”

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:00:10 -0400

“Yellow haired female, likes waffles and news.”