May 2012
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syntheticcreativity:
I’m spending so much time on the life. It’s ruining my internet.
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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health...
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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
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Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
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Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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“Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a...”
– Steven Moffat.
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and they’re letting this guy carry the torch through Cardiff.
(via thegirlwiththeblueribbon)
oh my GOD
(via timedetective)
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rushingrisingrivulets:
when the dog bites
when the bee stings
when I’m feeling saaaaad
I simply remember that HBO is making American Gods into a 6-series show of which the book is only the first season and Good Omens is going to be a miniseries next year
and then I don’t feel so bad
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A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+...
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This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you... →
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Dug: I have just met you
Dug: And this is crazy
Dug: And I love you
Dug: So- SQUIRREL!
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Anonymous asked: DO A TONY/BRUCE ONE PLEASE,, that's my ship xox
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New Items!
Hey all again. Thanks to a tweeted request, gift vouchers are now available in the shop!
The only downside is that due to Spreadshirt limitations, they’re in set $15, $25, $50, and $100 increments, which cannot be adjusted. But it’s still better than nothing, I guess!
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