March 2011
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
lieutenantcommanderspock:
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Your childhood enemies.
sallyintheskywithdiamonds: supercoolstorybro-: fuckinglesbian: faytclone: am i the only one who got hit with a wooden spoon?  nope, no you are not. hahaha, how about a knife… Yes, I was lucky… did people actually get hit with wire coat hangers or is that an abortion joke?
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Aaaand now we're watching Blue's Clues.
The joys of Netflix instant viewing.
Mar 20th
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Omg we're watching the Super Mario Bros. TV show.
We’re awesome.
Mar 20th
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GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER.
Mar 20th
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“Do I smell a sequel? BEEEEEYOOOOOTCH!!”
– Cooked turkey
Mar 20th
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“Peck on someone your own size!”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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“He’s gotta be dead! Unless he fell into some radioactive waste… ...”
– So. Meta.
Mar 20th
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Oh shit the turkey just ended up in a bin of...
I could not make this shit up if I tried.
Mar 20th
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“Well, I’ve sure learned a lot from this experience. And, I’ve made...”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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Darren: looks like I've got something you don't have, turkey!
Turkey: what's that, Darren, a vagina?
Mar 20th
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“Gobble gobble, motherfucker!”
– Turkey
Mar 20th
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“He was necromanced by one of the most powerful Indians ever!”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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“But we gave your people land, and we let you have casinos!”
– Referring to Indians in ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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Wtfffff
The turkey killed this chick’s dad and is now wearing his face to impersonate him. And everyone falls for it.
Mar 20th
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“My dad has lots of books, I’m sure he has one on killer turkeys!”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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OH MY GOD THERE IS TURKEY RAPE IN THIS MOVIE
HE JUST KILLED THE DUDE WHO WAS FUCKING SOME CHICK AND STARTED FUCKING HER. WHILE WEARING AN “EXTRA SMALL GRAVY-FLAVORED CONDOM.” AND ENDED WITH: “YOU JUST GOT STUFFED”
Mar 20th
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“No more pumpkin pie?!”
– Johnny, after the turkey brutally murdered both of his parents.
Mar 20th
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Some dude just tried to fuck the turkey.
It’s cool though, guys. The turkey shot him with a shotgun and stole his truck.
Mar 20th
“I guess I’m a little beaked out. I mean freaked out.”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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A dead rabbit just flew through the air and landed...
And nobody is curious as to who threw it. Just how it died.
Mar 20th
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“Calm the eff down!”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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“I axe-identally cut him up.”
– The turkey, ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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The word "Turkeyologists" just got used
Mar 20th
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“Your legs are harder to close than the JonBenet Ramsey case!”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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“I’m going to have sex with someone in this car. For once, it’s not...”
– ThanksKilling
Mar 20th
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Watching ThanksKilling
Opening shot is of tits. This is gonna be a good one.
Mar 20th
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Shrimpraham Lincoln
phroth: - drawn by Greg Lackey, Fall 2010 Magazine
Mar 19th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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APRIL 14: Vampire Diaries features a themed dance:...
ianfuckmeharder: vamp-bar-and-grill: Caroline will be wearing Jackie Kennedy’s famous pink suit, and Ian Somerhalder will be in some LEATHER PANTS. and Ian Somerhalder will be in some LEATHER PANTS. I FULLY SUPPORT THIS.
Mar 1st
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