May 2013
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The Losers: A Nerdy Summary
flikky:
John Winchester leads a team made up of a zombie victim, a pirate of the Caribbean, Heimdall, and the Human Torch against Corey Haim’s half-vampire older brother, with a lot of help and ass kicking from Uhura.
Don’t stop believin’!
I think you mean a Human Torch/Captain America hybrid.
But otherwise accurate.
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“I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I...”
– Pam Halpert (via micdel)
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Closing quotes from The Office's series finale:
iwantyoualive:
Jim Halpert: ”I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn’t love every minute of it, everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.”
Pam Halpert: “I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But, all in all, I think an...
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Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
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its-kili:
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And...
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jebbmeh:
partevia:
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
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demmonz:
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
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caligulasaquarikim:
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
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b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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muffin-bitch:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
what the fuck you’re right
tumblr, ladies and gentlemen.
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“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via hbbanana131)
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221books:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
“I want this job marginally more than I want to be homeless.”
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Wow, the tumblr iPad app is kind of great now…way better than the last time I tried it.
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emilianadarling:
quarterclever:
Steve Rogers isn’t a hero because he’s Captain America
Captain America is a hero because he’s Steve Rogers
FUCK
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